Moms will be moms!

*Mona Lisa's Mother*: 'After all that money your father and I spent
on your braces, is that the biggest smile you can give us?'

*Columbus's Mother*: 'I don't care what you've discovered, you still could
have written !'

*Michelangelo' s' Mother*: ' Can't you paint on walls like other children?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to get that stuff off the ceiling?'

*Napoleon's Mother*: 'All right, if you aren't hiding your report card
inside your jacket, take your hand out of there and show me.'

*Abraham Lincoln's Mother*:' Again with the stovepipe hat? Can't you just
wear a baseball cap like the other kids?'

*Mary's Mother*:' I'm not upset your lamb followed you to school, but I
would like to know how he got a better grade than you.

*Albert Einstein's Mother*:' But it's your senior picture. Can't you do
something about your hair? Styling gel, mousse, something...?'
*George Washington's Mother*: The next time I catch you throwing money across the Potomac, you can kiss your allowance good-bye.'
*Jonah's Mother*':' that's a nice story. Now tell me where you've really
been for the last three days.'
*Thomas Edison's Mother*:' Of course I'm proud that you invented the
electric bulb. Now turn it off and get to bed.'